L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.

L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N. You got more money than sense my friend~ x3

That song is called Life Goes On, by Noah and The Whale. If you haven't heard it, go listen to it NOW. You can find the song here.

But anyways...

How are you all? You're doing good? That's great. :D

Shockingly enough, so am I! I've been in a good mood for about three weeks now. Why?

Hmm... if I said it had something to do with a boy, would you know what I'm on about~? ;D

....

Ew, God no, get those thoughts out of your heads, your perverts!

Jesus. People these days. -.-

But anyways, that, coupled with the fact that it's now the Easter holidays [[FUCK YES]] mean that I am in the best mood EVARR.

Well, okay, not EVARR but it's still a pretty good mood.

But, unfortunately, once we go back to school, it's exam week.

DUN DUN DUUUUN.

That means exams in almost everything. Even Tech. TECH, of all things. Pffft. Honestly.

Yeah, I am so failing these. Like, maths for a start. I cant do maths. AT. ALL. Everyone insists I can [["You're in set 2!"]] but then they shut up upon learning I got 52% in the mock exam.

FIFTY.

TWO.

PERCENT.

I mean, I'm supposed to be getting around seventy or eighty! But no. Low fifties.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Plus, I'm sure to fail RS as well, although that's more self-inflicted. Maths, I pay attention in. I just cant do it. RS, I don't pay attention in. It's not that I'm not tolerant of religion, it's just as an Atheist I find it hard to concentrate the second the word 'Religion' or 'God' or 'Jesus' is brought into the conversation. I cant help it! My attention span, if I find the subject dull, is about ten minutes max. But oh well. RS and Geography are unimportant to me. I'm not taking them next year. History, all the way! ;D

But, d'you wanna know something weird? I don't particularly want it to be the holidays. It's only the second day and already I'm thinking 'Urgh... so... bored...' of course, I'm not bored enough to actually do homework, cause that would just increase the boredom, but I've certainly already considered starting the revision. I didn't, cause I found something interesting to do on the internet, but still. It's strange how we spend the whole term time going 'God I wish it was the holidays....' but then once it's the holidays we all think 'Eh... I'm a bit bored now...' Hopefully though, me and Daisy'll be going to Alton Towers next week. BOOOM. ;) and, depending when Sam's back, we might go and see Scre4m. We wanted to see it yesterday but cause he was late we couldn't. D:

And the worst part is, we're not going anywhere. And I mean anywhere. Not even the see relatives. No, I can expect to while away the hours up here in my room, on the laptop and snort!giggling as I look at strange things on the web. [[Do. Not. Ask.]]

Laura's gone to the Canary Islands, Sam's gone to Egypt, and even Joe's going to Cornwall next week! Sheesh. I mean, I get to go to Cornwall [[again]] this July/August, but that's the fourth year in a row we've been to that part of the country. I got my hopes up for France, but in the end mum and dad found a 'nice little cottage' somewhere obscure in the Cornish countryside. God only knows where.

Well, that's enough from me. I'll be off now. I can smell something cooking downstairs, and I'm flipping hungry!

Catch y'all later ;)

~Hannah

HULLO THAR.

.....

Yo.

Long time no see, hmm~?

Oh, how I would simply adore to tell you about how busy I've been, saving the planet, ending world hunger, and finding time to stroking kittens along the way.

Ahem. Yeah.

Unfortunately, I cant do any of that for a simple reason:

I HAVE BEEN LAAAAAZY.

Hoyeah, since you last heard from me, I have been extremely busy doing.... nothing.

Well, this is a bit of a lie, I suppose. I passed my ballet and tap exams, by the way, for those of you wondering, but that is, really, it. Oh sure, I've had school work and the like to do. Plenty of that, believe me. And, I've been doing some painting! Yaaaay!

Painting is actually really fun. [[Always the tone of surprise, when I find something fun..]] course, my only previouis experience has been in primary school, with lots of other obnoxious children my own age scampering around the class room and screaming in my ear. The paper always wrinkled, there was never enough white, and I was shite at drawing.

It's better at home, though. I have been doing watercolours for a while now, but there's only so much you can do with them, and they take ages to dry. Acrylics, however, is what all the cool kids paint with. [[Oh yeah. I'm with it, yo.]] They dry quickly, they're easy to do shadings with, and, I can use them on canvas!

I've done a total of 5 now, and there are two more canvas's somewhere on top of my desk draws. They've all turned out alright, really. 'Specially the sheep. Mum wanted me to draw him. He's cute.

Aside's from painting, there's not been much going on in my life. The guy I like has been smiling at me recently though x3 [[I wont mention his name because I know he's on here somewhere, and there's a chance he may find me. If he does, boy, am I screwed. .____.]]

So yeah. Hannah's life = BORING TO TEH EXTREME.

I could take doing nothing to the Olympics, y'know. I'd win gold. I'm just that good.

Hoyeah. Check me.

~Hannah-chan

Exams over? FUCK YES.

That's right, biatch~! The Year 9 exams are over, and we have results~!

I dont actually have Physics yet. I'll get that tomorrow, but I had Biology and Chemistry today, and got~:

45/52 [[Level 7]] in Chemistry [[BECAUSE I PWN JOO AT CHEM.]]

35/42 [[Level 6 (AND ONE FUCKING MARK OFF A LEVEL 7)]] in Bio.

I'm pretty damn pleased, y'know? I got one of the highest scores in Chemistry, which, believe me, is a rare occasion.

And all this happened, because my brother forced me to revise Chemistry for FOUR FUCKING HOURS WITHOUT A FUCKING BREAK.

Oh yes. My darling eldest brother Sam decided he would waste one of the last days of my Christmas holidays by forcing me to revise with him. I'm not surprised, really. He does love Chemistry, and so it's prbably amusing for him [[a man with a 2:1 in natural science]] to watch his 14 year old sister struggle with simple balancing equations.

Fuck you, Sam.

But, seriously, I'd've failed these exmas without you.

*glomps*

Anyways, I'm going now.... because, like, I've got to do my English. And my Geography. And learn a whole bucket load of phrases for ballet and tap.

Please, if you have a gun, shoot me now.

~Hannah-chan

Bonjour~

Hullo thar, my reader~!

As you may have guessed, my name is Hannah. Not the best name in the world.... it doesnt really have a good abbreviation.... [[this guy in my class calls me 'Han-Han.' I object constantly. D: ]] but, it could be worse. It could be something stupid like, 'Mercedes Paris Macaroon, the third.' So yeah. With Hannah Nicole, I think I got off preeeetty easily.

Anyways, why am I writing this~?

Because, from a young age, I have always wanted.... to keep a diary. [[UH-HUH. *dramatic tension for no reason*]] But, you see, I am the laziest person EVA when it comes to writing. [[A slight fault for a wanna-be writer.]] My hand gets cramp, and so I give up, after five lines. And, thus, I have come to the conclusion that it would just be easier for me and my dear hand, if I did this on the computer. [[Pfft. I spend a lot of time on here. This just gives me something to do, rather than sitting there and being a freak on webcam with my bezzie~ which, fyi, I am totally not doing now D: ]]

And so? I welcome you to my world~ It's a blindingly average place, with blindingly average people. There is nothing glamerous about my lifestyle. I could lie, and claim to be a secret agent posing as a fourteen year old girl, but I'm not so I wont. Wish I could, though. That might spice things up a little bit D:

But no. However, I do have some rather amusing incidents in my life, particularly when my brother and his girlfriend come back. Maz, [[the girlfriend]] is one of the funniest people on the planet. [[Amd, by funny, I mean incredibly dense but unaware of it.]] A particular favourite of mine, happened last week. Will foolishly let Maz cut his hair with the electric clippers, and she spent five minutes merrily cutting away, before I pointed out they were upside down. Now? Will has a beautiful patch on the back of his head, where the hair is looking rather thin. I spent ten minutes laughing, and ended up getting dragged out of bed the next morning. Will always gets his revenge. The fact he's eight years older than me, a lot stronger and a lot taller, of course, has nothing to do with it. It's because he's more awesome than me.

Well, that's what he'd tell you, anyways. Fortunately, he went back down to his base in Yeovil on Sunday. So it;'s just me and my parents~ until he next decides to randomly grace our doorstep, anyways.

Aaaand.... I'd better stop there. I'm getting tired, and my parents will be in in a sec to tell me to 'GET OFF THAT DAMN COMPUTER, BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING ADDICTED.'

Plus, I dont have much internet time left, anyways.

So... I guess this is goodbye? 83

~Hannah-chaaaaaaaaaaaaan :')