Bonjour~

Hullo thar, my reader~!

As you may have guessed, my name is Hannah. Not the best name in the world.... it doesnt really have a good abbreviation.... [[this guy in my class calls me 'Han-Han.' I object constantly. D: ]] but, it could be worse. It could be something stupid like, 'Mercedes Paris Macaroon, the third.' So yeah. With Hannah Nicole, I think I got off preeeetty easily.

Anyways, why am I writing this~?

Because, from a young age, I have always wanted.... to keep a diary. [[UH-HUH. *dramatic tension for no reason*]] But, you see, I am the laziest person EVA when it comes to writing. [[A slight fault for a wanna-be writer.]] My hand gets cramp, and so I give up, after five lines. And, thus, I have come to the conclusion that it would just be easier for me and my dear hand, if I did this on the computer. [[Pfft. I spend a lot of time on here. This just gives me something to do, rather than sitting there and being a freak on webcam with my bezzie~ which, fyi, I am totally not doing now D: ]]

And so? I welcome you to my world~ It's a blindingly average place, with blindingly average people. There is nothing glamerous about my lifestyle. I could lie, and claim to be a secret agent posing as a fourteen year old girl, but I'm not so I wont. Wish I could, though. That might spice things up a little bit D:

But no. However, I do have some rather amusing incidents in my life, particularly when my brother and his girlfriend come back. Maz, [[the girlfriend]] is one of the funniest people on the planet. [[Amd, by funny, I mean incredibly dense but unaware of it.]] A particular favourite of mine, happened last week. Will foolishly let Maz cut his hair with the electric clippers, and she spent five minutes merrily cutting away, before I pointed out they were upside down. Now? Will has a beautiful patch on the back of his head, where the hair is looking rather thin. I spent ten minutes laughing, and ended up getting dragged out of bed the next morning. Will always gets his revenge. The fact he's eight years older than me, a lot stronger and a lot taller, of course, has nothing to do with it. It's because he's more awesome than me.

Well, that's what he'd tell you, anyways. Fortunately, he went back down to his base in Yeovil on Sunday. So it;'s just me and my parents~ until he next decides to randomly grace our doorstep, anyways.

Aaaand.... I'd better stop there. I'm getting tired, and my parents will be in in a sec to tell me to 'GET OFF THAT DAMN COMPUTER, BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING ADDICTED.'

Plus, I dont have much internet time left, anyways.

So... I guess this is goodbye? 83

~Hannah-chaaaaaaaaaaaaan :')